"What gives? First, you say you're going to be a vegan, and then you start failing immediately. And now? NOW, I hear you're going to a BACON and beer tasting tonight?"
"Did somebody say 'BACON'?"
"Ugh, not THIS guy." "Shut up, tofu. She ate you for lunch today, alright? Tonight, tonight is our special date night feast. And you know what else, tofu?"
"What?"
"Tofu SUCKS! UHH!"
"And, scene." 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA....Ihave so many questions.
Do you have these little figurines at your desk?
Why are they not in our apartment? Why have there not been more puppet shows?
Where can I get myself some of these?
Have fun tonight! :)
BACON RULES
Is that tofu? He looks sort of like a little ravioli.
You're my hero. Officially
Embarrassingly I will admit to having given up bacon and all pork products after I saw Babe - but it only lasted a few months... once I caught of whiff of the sizzling slices ina diner... I was back to BLTs and my wicked ways.
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