Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Why You Shouldn't Eat Lunch after 3 pm

Being insanely hungry when I went to heat up my lunch at 3 pm; I bit furiously into an apple and a large chunk got wedged in the roof of my mouth. Thank God no one walked into the work kitchen as I was heating up my Lean Cuisine and carving away at the stuck apple chunk with a plastic knife.

1 comment:

Lillie said...

Nice. I'm glad my office door was closed when I got a piece of hot lava cheese stuck to my lip earlier and acted like drunk mime trying to get it off.