Why am I single?
A) I am halfway through completing my "Love Can Wait" Su Doku book.
B) The only boys I've interacted with lately have been on cross-country flights and proclaim their UNDYING LOVE for Dane Cook.
C) I haven't gotten a pedicure in so long that my toe nails have been cutting my other toes when they're crammed into one of my many pairs of pointy-toed shoes.
D) All of the above
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3 comments:
Take 2.
As I recall, someone once told me very recently how happy this person was to be single and ready to mingle after years of boyfriends...granted, that person didn't have to mingle with Dane Cook fans.
And the Love Can Wait SD?? Really? Does it have to do with abstinence and chastity, a la that True Love Waits campaign that came to my high school?
Hey, hey, hold on a sec-- I thought guys LIKED really long toenails! You should get silk tips on them, and paint an eagle on each big toe. HOTT.
found your blog from BSH... of course, like hers, this is very fun(ny) reading.
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